Hard advice for hard times…

June 8th, 2015

The duct tape test

Dear Bubba,

I’ve reached the point in my life that I can no longer hide fine lines, sagging skin and crow’s feet. It’s bothering me greatly. How do other women handle it, especially when the deep lines form?

I’ve talked to many others my age and it doesn’t seem to bother them. I want to talk to elderly people and ask them, but I don’t know how to politely broach the subject. I feel guilty for being vain but it’s hard for me to accept. — Hates Aging in Georgia

Dear H.A.G.

The reason they don’t seem to be bothered by aging is because they are NORMAL. You on the other hand are plastic and that’s why they invented plastic surgery. You want to know how to politely broach the subject with the elderly but you can’t because IT IS RUDE! A normal person would know that.

I suggest you come to grips with the shallow, vain person you are, so try this simple test: Grab some duct tape and stick it to the sides of your head and then pull it back as hard as you can and attach it to your ass. Now look in the mirror. If you see a reduction in wrinkles in your face, plastic surgery is right for you. If instead you see a stupid vain fool with her face duct taped to her ass, there’s still a chance for you. Unfortunately, I doubt it. I haven’t met one bitch yet that sees a stupid fool with her face duct taped to her ass.

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